Hello. My name is John, and, um, I’m a rhymer.
some folk die with a head full of dog mem’ries
some heads fill with cats
some heads have a herd of horses
some belfries fill with bats
well I’ve been bitchy and I’ve been catty
I’ve been a little hoarse.
now blank verse poets are sure that I’ll say that I’ve been batty
but that’d be daft, of course!